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No Water, Shade, or Bathrooms (or Bobby's Birthday on Shell Island)

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Wednesday was Bobby's 34th birthday and also the last day of our trip, so we saved the excursion we were looking forward to the most for this day. Shell Island, as I noted in the last post, was created when the U.S. Army Corps of Engineers dredged the channel between the Grand Lagoon and the Gulf of Mexico to allow for the passage of shipping traffic. It is an uninhabited section of the park with absolutely no amenities and accessible only by boat. A shuttle boat runs regularly from St. Andrew's to Shell Island. There are some wooden poles stuck into the water to show where the shuttle boat will ride up onto the sand, but that is it. There are signs posted at St. Andrew's: Shell Island contains no water, shade, or bathrooms. If you want it, you have to bring it over with you.

The NO SHADE worried me the most. We brought over two big bottles of water, and if I needed the bathroom, it would not be the first time peeing in a wild place (or the ocean ... tmi!) by far. Despite properly applying sunscreen the day before, I was becoming tender in places, as was Bobby. So that morning, we stopped at the Ron Jon surf shop and picked up a pair of rash guards with SPF 50+ so that we could spend the day in NO SHADE in comfort.

We had lunch again at Finn's--the third time! The food was delicious and the open at 10. We had the scallop ceviche this time and I had the shrimp crunch wrap ... which, yes, is like the things they make at Taco Bell but about 100 times better! At St. Andrew's we rented a tandem kayak for the day, which was loaded onto the shuttle and across we went.

Shell Island was beautiful and wild. We donned our rash guards and launched our kayak and headed out along the coast on the channel side. I love rowing--there is something immensely satisfying about pulling yourself through the water--but I kept getting a crick in my right bicep that was annoying and sometimes painful. We pulled to shore so I could give it a rest and also to explore the island.

The channel side had a narrow sandy beach--the usual white "sugar sand"--with dunes behind that were covered with a maze of low shrubs.

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Behind it was a forest of what appeared to be the ubiquitous longleaf and slash pines.

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Me in my stylish rash guard with skulls and crossbones on the arms and the long denim shorts that I inherited from my mom. And of course the blue bandana that goes always with me to the beach! I wasn't taking chances with the sun!

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And Bobby, much the same. We also wore our scuba boots--the height of style!--to further protect our feet from the sun and to let us walk around in the water wherever we wanted without worrying about crabs, sharp rocks, etc.

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Looking through the sea oats back to the water.

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And our trusty craft! The bright yellow kayak that took us and our backpacks around the island that day.

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My bicep rested, we rowed to the end of the island on the channel side before coming ashore again. Rowing was hot work, so I flopped down on the sand with my feet in the water to cool off, with the ultimate result that my inherited long denim shorts ended up full of sand thanks to the gentle, unceasing efforts of the lapping waves.

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There were lots of seaweeds here on the water, so we walked along, finding fish and hermit crabs, until we were ready to row back. This was a small pond we found that was full of tadpoles.

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The trip back we did in one fell swoop and came to shore at the Shell Island jetty, a short ways past where the shuttle comes to shore. We dragged our kayak to shore, reapplied sun screen for the hundredth time, and I lost the stylish long shorts to don snorkel gear and explore the jetty. I went the rest of the afternoon in a rash guard and bikini: bliss. Mask back on: scuba memories again. Once again, there were a multitude of beautiful fish, and we spent some time swimming slowly alongside the rocks. Periodically, I could see spaces in the jetty that passed through to the other side, and every now and then, gushes of freezing cold water would come up from the rocks. Bobby took some pictures with his Go-Pro, safely encased in a dive housing, that I will filch from his Facespace and post later.

After snorkeling, we hiked up the beach to the Gulf side, which was lovely, but we didn't stay long. We went back to our trusty craft on the channel side; I did some reading, and Bobby grabbed a nap. And, believe it or not, it was time already to catch the last shuttle back across the channel.

The line was very long, and Bobby spotted a patch of beach in the shade of a palm tree. So there is, you see, shade on Shell Island; it is just in very short supply. We spread out our towels and waited there until the last shuttle, figuring to let the people with kids and places to be take the first boats back. We were in the shade of a palm tree, gazing out on perfect blue water; we were in no hurry.

We had about an hour on the beach at St. Andrew's after returning; we'd already made up our mind to bump back our dinner reservation in order to follow the sun's schedule, as usual. Bobby did some more snorkeling, and I chilled in the shade on the beach with a book. On our way out, we stopped back at Gator Lake for one last turn through its trails as the sun set.

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We didn't see any gators this time, but we did get a photo of the gator warning sign to complement the moose warning sign from New Hampshire.

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Dinner that night was at the Salt Water Grill, which was a nice enough place that sprucing up in the St. Andrew's bathroom wasn't going to cut it, and we actually needed to go back to the hotel to do things like comb our hair and shower. Bobby and I live like wild people on vacation most of the time. I don't know why I'm about to type this, but I rely a lot on bandanas for my hair (which gets really wild in the sea air), and we both rely a lot on the pool when we're too lazy to shower. We have to eat at nice places periodically just to keep ourselves properly clean and civilized.

The Salt Water Grill had an enormous Atlantic reef tank very similar to the one at the National Aquarium: big enough that, just like NAiB, I suspect they employed a diver to clean it. Our table wasn't quite ready, and the hostess apologized profusely for that, but we quite enjoyed watching the fish while we waited. Everything that was wrong about the service the previous night was right this night: The courses were properly timed and our server was attentive but not obtrusive. I had something to drink called the Shell Island Tea that was basically a bunch of different alcohol in a tall glass (that I got to keep!) with a splash of Coke. I couldn't even taste the Coke. The drink was delicious and not sweet. The alcohol got me feeling nice pretty fast, though. We shared the lobster spring rolls and each had a cup of lobster bisque that was probably my favorite part of the meal. Good and tipsy by then, I remarked that whomever invented soup deserved a statue somewhere prominent because "Soup is wonderful. It's like someone took a drink and made it into a food." Bobby and I laughed hard over this. Ah, the wonders of alcohol to make silly things funny!

I had the chef's feature for my entree, which was a tough decision. It was chili- and fennel-encrusted red snapper, served with grilled asparagus and a creamy crab risotto. Ah, it was lovely. Bobby had the redfish étouffée, which he loved. We were way too stuffed for dessert after all of that.

Back at the hotel, we took our usual dip in the hot tub. We were alone this time, and it was lonely, so we didn't stay long before we were yawning and ready for bed. I expected to be sore from rowing the next morning but, surprisingly, wasn't; the weights at the gym must be working.

Thursday was our departure day. We had to wake up way too early to bid farewell to our view of the emerald sea, just deepening into its color in the morning light. The drive to the airport was short; the flight home uneventful. As we walked down the tunnel into the airport at BWI, drafts of air were coming through the cracks. It was cold.

Our day on Shell Island was sunny with barely a cloud in the sky and 85F/30C. When we returned home, it was 41F/5C, overcast, and raining one of those light, clinging rains. What a disappointment. While we were gone, though, at least the daffodils started coming up and the forsythia blooming and the first blush of buds on the trees.

This post was originally posted on Dreamwidth and, using my Felagundish Elf magic, crossposted to LiveJournal. You can comment here or there!

  • Looks so wonderful! :)

    I forgot how young you guys are... I feel like your mum, lol!
    • It was! It was a beautiful trip all around. :)

      My mom is 62 and my dad is 72, so unless I'm misjudging from your pictures, you are still younger than my mom and definitely younger than my dad! :D (But I seem to recall you recently posting a picture of your daughter, and I was like, "Holy crap." I still have the Christmas picture she drew when she was like 8 or 9 hanging up in my study!)
      • I'll be 60 in July. :)

        My sweet little kidlet is now 16 and will be 17 in August. I know - where did my little baby go? Sigh...
        • Nothing makes me feel like I'm getting old than seeing my friends' kids grow up. Whenever Rhapsody posts pictures of hers, I'm like, "OMG. I remember when they were born ..."
  • What a beautiful, wild place and so at odds with the usual perception of Florida as being full of condos and retirement homes! I suppose that's the difference between Panama City and Miami! Congrats to Bobby, belatedly. This is quite a birthday month - Bobby, Oshun, my son Jamie, my sister-in-law, two of my co-workers. My goodness. :)
    • July must be a busy month! :D I know a ton of people born in September (like me) and always figure it's the holidays, the cold, all the drinking ... ;)

      We've been to three places in Florida (Naples, Tampa, and now PCB), and this was probably the least developed of the three. There were a lot of natural spaces, and it seemed like there was a state park or forest every few minutes when we were driving around. Panama City Beach itself, along the shore, was full of the typical high-rise condos and hotels, of course, but it wasn't far to get to a wilder space, although we never managed to lose completely the sound of traffic.
  • Gah. Still making me miss a place I really don't. Though this time it's more of a regret I didn't know half of these places existed. PCB to me was always urban (mind, we were only ever there for an afternoon or so; the thing I remember best was a giant maze).

    Happy belated birthday to Bobby!

    I hear you about the weather shift; I suffered the same thing when I came back from FL in February. It made the winter seem even longer.

    I'm glad you had a wonderful time!
    • We pretty much skipped the urban part entirely. We drove through it the first day (and got stuck in traffic ...) and afterwards were like, "Well, we saw it, so we can skip it forthwith." It was Spring Break madness, and neither of us are keen on that.

      I remember that maze, though! :D

      The weather has thankfully warmed up since our return home. It's creeping up on 70F now and sunny out.
  • Those photos are fabulous! A reminder of why the Gulf Coast is the only part of Florida that appeals to me.
    • Thank you! I've been all up and down the Florida coast on the Gulf side but never on the ocean side. I hear "Atlantic Ocean" and think "Ocean City," which may or may not be accurate but definitely keeps me from wanting to pay for a flight for what I can get three hours from home!
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