I Only Wish I Was Kidding!
And I quote:
Your key to establishing "Reasonable Suspicion"!
BOSS II makes prisons safer than ever for inmates and staff. Protects against lawsuit liabilities by establishing "reasonable suspicion" prior to conducting strip searches.
The thing looks like a big chair. There is a labeled diagram with the following labels:
Am I alone in thinking that I would not want to sit on this thing?! Who knows what might pop out! Ai!!!
Here's a picture of some poor sap sitting on the thing:
I guess it's better than the alternative, though, eh?